Happy Thanksgiving!

I’m going to jump on the bandwagon of every blogger, website administrator, and smartphone user with no qualms about using the mass text feature over and over and wish everybody a¬†HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!! Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday of the year, hands down! It’s the only holiday that actually means anything today. Other holidays are about […]

The Pros And Cons Of Different Types Of Investing: Part 1 — Stocks

Welcome, everyone, to Part 1 of a series about the pros and cons of different types of investing. This is a new series I’m starting to help people get a handle on what financial instruments and investment securities exist out there for your money. After all, we all know bank interests are low. I’ve spoken […]

The Bank Is NOT The Best Place To Order Checks!

You know what can be a pain? Having to write out a check. But you know what’s an even bigger pain? Not having a check available to write. So your rent is due. Your landlord wants a check. Or perhaps it’s time to go grocery shopping and, because you’re old and anything created in modern […]

When The Banks Won’t Help You: Where To Find No Credit Check Loans

I’m The Useless Retail Banker So you’re in a bit of a rut right now. Well, more than a rut. Things haven’t just gone from bad to worse. They’ve gone from worse to apocalyptic. Your car is dead and you need transportation to get to work. Your indoor plumbing decided that it was going to […]

Your Guide To Banks That Don’t Use ChexSystems

When The System Seems Rigged Against You, Avoid It Entirely Right now, many are looking high and low for banks that don’t use ChexSystems. You might be wondering why that is. And the answer is simple. Those people have overdrafted the high holy hell out of their bank accounts (or sometimes the bank did it […]

Sunshine Blogger Award

Ladies and gentlemen, I have made it in the blogging world! I, your beloved Angry Retail Banker, have been nominated for the prestigious Sunshine Blogger Award! I will be traveling to Hollywood, wining and dining with high profile celebrities, and–wait what’s that?………….Ah. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, it appears I was slightly mistaken. It appears I […]

The Nasty Customer That Got To Me Today

Ding Dong, The B#%*ch Is Here Quick disclaimer: This post is going to have a lot more family unfriendly cursing in it than normal. And I will be saying some very nasty things about a person I just met today. Extremely nasty and extremely offensive. If you don’t like it, then f$^k off. This is […]

SEO Web Analysis Report By Redeemed Finance

Hello, everybody! Today we have a guest post from Rich over at Redeemed Finance! He’s here to help me with my SEO (Search Engine Optimization), which is good because I have no idea what the hell I’m doing! And in practically no time, he had an SEO Web Analysis Report ready to go! Alright, Rich, […]