I Swear Someone’s About To Get Slapped

So apparently, the Angry Retail Banker hasn’t been angry enough. Oh no, the banking gods have felt that my job was just too easy lately and for the last couple of weeks have been sending in the most idiotic morons through the front door of my bank straight to my desk. And “idiotic morons” is […]

Beyond The Suspicious Activity Report: Is Your Bank Calling The Cops When You Withdraw Money? (Hint: No)

The Free Thought Project Didn’t Think This Through You find the most terrifying things on social media. Especially when it comes to banking and government. Now, many Americans debate the role of government in our private lives, including our financial lives. Some people want more government intervention to help us make the right financial decisions […]

Yes, You Have To Show ID: A Candid Talk About Identity Theft And Why I Stopped Caring

Alright everyone, sit down and shut up. It’s time that we all had a little talk. A talk about showing ID at the bank. It’s come to my attention that there’s been some confusion as to when you have to show your identification at the bank. Well it hasn’t just come to my attention. Ever […]

Hey Banks, Train Your Call Staff!

Sorry in advance if I don’t have any links pointing to research or media articles depicting bank-related statistics and the like. And sorry in advance to all the competent members of the banks’ contact center staff teams. Those of you who know your jobs and work hard to earn your paychecks and assist customers, I […]

Don’t Argue Bank Policy With Me!

Maybe there are a lot of bankers out there who don’t know what’s going on around them, but I’ve been at this some time now. While I have never called myself an “expert” on anything regarding banking (I hate putting my foot in my mouth), I do know my job and I know it quite […]

Why Your Banker Keeps Selling You Stuff…….And Why You Should Listen

I’m going to take a wild guess as to what happened during your last trip to the bank. You went to the teller simply to cash a check, and the teller tried to push a credit card on you. Or perhaps you needed to speak to a personal banker to order a book of checks, […]