An eBook Review: “The Dividend Mantra Way” by Jason Fieber

The Book Of The Blog Of The Year Hello, Angry Retail Followers, and welcome to another book review! Like most people from the days before television, I’m hungry for literature. Like most people growing up in the 2000s, I’m glued to my smartphone. And like most people in the realm of personal finance, I’m looking […]

Bank Mystery Shopping Is Going To Make Me Scream!

Scream It From The Mountaintop! So I was told recently by one of my coworkers that what I really need to do is scream from a mountaintop. Which is part of the reason I have this blog, actually. It’s a digital mountaintop. And I’m shouting with my fingers on this keyboard. But what am I […]

Salary Negotiations Have Gone Awry: Am I The Bad Guy Here?

So as I mentioned earlier, I got promoted late last month to a licensed banker. And as I mentioned, I wasn’t too happy. But I decided to take the promotion. I figured that either way, I was making the wrong decision (I make chronically bad life decisions), so might as well make the leap and […]

Don’t Argue Other Banks’ Policies With Me!

I just…..I mean………Are we really………….Seriously, I……….. Just, ugh………. It wasn’t that long ago that I told everybody not to argue bank policy with me. It’s just something I don’t need to deal with and something I don’t have any control over. It’s a waste of your time, my time, and my sanity. But at the […]

Do I Look Stupid To You?

How Many Payees Can One Money Order Have? I guess I come off as stupid at first glance, because I just had a couple morons today that I have to tell you about. To everybody that’s planning to commit fraud, let this be a lesson to you. We can smell your crap from a mile […]

Just Got A Promotion Today!

But I Don’t Know How To Feel About That How is everybody doing today? Fine? Great, I got an announcement today. My manager offered me an in-branch promotion and I’ve accepted. I will now be a licensed banker, able to sell annuities and insurance. This is definitely a good thing for me. It looks great […]

I Swear Someone’s About To Get Slapped

So apparently, the Angry Retail Banker hasn’t been angry enough. Oh no, the banking gods have felt that my job was just too easy lately and for the last couple of weeks have been sending in the most idiotic morons through the front door of my bank straight to my desk. And “idiotic morons” is […]