Crazy Eights: EIGHT Crazy Customers In One Crazy Day

Truly Quantity Over Quality This day was so out there that I had to record it for posterity. Sometimes we will go a period of time without dealing with nasty or idiotic customers. And then some days they all get off the bus together and come into the bank. I just had to record this […]

Angry Retail Banker Is 1 Year Old!!!!!!

We interrupt your regularly scheduled blogging to bring you this important announcement. ANGRY RETAIL BANKER IS ONE YEAR OLD TODAY!!!!! That’s correct, my Angry Retailites (I’ve got to get a fan name for you guys), this is the first anniversary of Angry Retail Banker. It was a year today that the very first post on […]

I Swear Someone’s About To Get Slapped

So apparently, the Angry Retail Banker hasn’t been angry enough. Oh no, the banking gods have felt that my job was just too easy lately and for the last couple of weeks have been sending in the most idiotic morons through the front door of my bank straight to my desk. And “idiotic morons” is […]

Beyond The Suspicious Activity Report: Is Your Bank Calling The Cops When You Withdraw Money? (Hint: No)

The Free Thought Project Didn’t Think This Through You find the most terrifying things on social media. Especially when it comes to banking and government. Now, many Americans debate the role of government in our private lives, including our financial lives. Some people want more government intervention to help us make the right financial decisions […]